March 2012
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My mom: *sings* This is a song for all the penises that look like vegetables!
Me: No... Mom, that's... That's not how that song goes...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Everything I know about Twilight
pizzaforpresident: I’ve never seen a twilight movie or read a book before so I thought it would be fun to write down everything I know about the series in one incredibly incorrect post. TWILIGHT Bella moves to Forks Washington to live with her dad and it always rains She meets an asian kid in high school and falls in love with Edward and sits next to him in biology She meets the other...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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“When I heard my name I could hear in my head half of American going ‘OH, GOD....”
– Meryl Streep GODDESS OF THE ARTS AND PROCLAIMERS OF HEROES (via mischiefmanagement)
Feb 27th
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We were in greece, we danced, I was gay, and we...
barriga: #I PROBABLY FATHERED YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
Feb 27th
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“HER? AGAIN?”
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
Feb 27th
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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whenever I watch award ceremonies now, I can't...
shoestringtheory: nysundust: things he would mention: fuck his family holy shit the word “goober” fucking hell Team starkid all his fans oh and i guess the director and his fellow actors god damn also: freelance whales He’d better fucking mention Starkid
Feb 27th
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience 
Feb 27th
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SCORSESE
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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victoryjobs: “I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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harrypotterandtheblog: Michael Gambon should show up at the Oscars in a burst of Phoenix Flames steal on Oscar for Harry Potter and then disappear. Because even if the Academy doesn’t like it they can’t deny, Dumbledore’s got style.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I hope somewhere in the world David Heyman, Stuart Craig, David Yates, and all of the rest of them are taking giant baths in their pools full of cash. #suck on our 7.7 billion
Feb 27th
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Omg will and zach
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Brave is going to be good.
dusknitemaren: Really good.
Feb 27th
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thehpfacts: And so we have it. Out of the three nominations that the series received, it did not receive a single Oscar tonight, leaving the series with no Oscars over the last 10 years. I don’t believe I have to ask you what your thoughts are, but just remember this - even though we’re upset, at least we don’t need an award to justify our love for the films, even if the Academy thinks we do.
Feb 27th
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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